September 2011
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Caption this:
Blow up doll therapy session?
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Yeah, about Boston's epic collapse
Of course I’m taking an interest in the latest debacle in Beantown. Not only was it historic, but as a Yankees fan, I enjoy when the Red Sox fail. In fact, Wednesday night may have been the first time in my life that I wasn’t mad the Yankees folded and lost to Tampa Bay.
Boston’s big fail is not just unprecedented, it was a statistical anomaly. Going into the ninth inning of...
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A Social Network for One: You
Here’s a quick experiment in social media. The audience isn’t your friends, followers or contacts. It’s only you. 10Q is asking you to answer 10 questions in the next 10 days. Your answers will be sealed, saved and kept quiet.
A year from now an email will arrive in your inbox for your private reflection.
If you choose to join 10Q, you can answer the questions as honestly or...
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How not to look cool
Coming back from lunch today, I saw these dudes.
Not sure if they were riding to a Broadway audition of Dumb & Dumber, but they weren’t in a rush. Orange scooter. Matching orange stripped helmets. (Almost) matching suits. And just happily buzzing along to whatever thing they were heading to.
Not cool. Not cool at all. Funny though.
Happy Monday - baierman
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Rain. Rain. Go away.
Here’s a weather map that correctly illustrates the state of the weekend for the USA.
If you live outside this red area, you’ll have a lovely, dry weekend. If you live within the red area (Northeast), like I do, then get ready for 4+ inches of rain. Misery doesn’t just love company, it also brings rain.
Damn. Grab your umbrella!
-baierman
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An Open Letter to Christina Hendricks' Breasts at...
Dear Christina Hendricks’ Breast at the Emmy Awards,
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Adam Ferguson
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Comics You Should Know
By Adam Ferguson
Does the limit of your comedy knowledge extend only to the Seinfeld finale? Are you looking for some laughs, but don’t know where to turn? We can help. We’ve assembled some clips from up and coming comics that are sure to make you laugh. (Unless you just lost your job, your entire family left you, and your third nipple is growing back.)
Kyle Kinane - He’s in...
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10 years past.
N E V E R F O R G E T.
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She's 12 months pregnant?
I think the caption on this photo is wrong. At least, I hope it is. Otherwise, this mom-to-be has some explaining to do.
See, I remember reading somewhere that pregnancy only lasts 9 months. (A Garfield comic maybe?) But here we have a mom, waiting with her son, to greet her husband as he returns from his 12 month tour in Iraq.
He was away 12 months?
So was it in vitro? Did dad get a quick...
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Rejected Tweets
By Adam Ferguson
My buddy Ben Schwartz started a site where he’d list all the jokes he got rejected from the Late Show monologue and Weekend Update. It’s a great site, especially as Ben has “gone Hollywood” by playing Jean-Ralphio in Parks & Rec.
As someone who gets rejected a lot, by women, my parents, the community college I attended, my transplanted liver, and...
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The Left, Slow Lane
I saw this photo today and it reminded me of a rant I wrote last year about the death of the left passing lane. In that post, I argued the right lane could be the new passing lane. Here’s a piece for a repost.
To steal a quote from Driver’s Ed: “A passing lane or overtaking lane is the lane on a multi-lane highway or motorway closest to the center of the road.” The left lane then, I...
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Attention All 30 Rock SuperFans!
By Adam Ferguson
There aren’t too many shows on television that can match the wit, intelligence, and excellent writing of 30 Rock. And unless you have access to Tina Fey’s secret vault of upcoming 30 Rock episodes, no new shows will air this fall. However, you can get caught up on 30 Rock reruns on WGN America.
Before you do that, (prepare for a shameless plug) check out this...
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Boobies! (Also, Follow Us)
By Adam Ferguson
It’s that time of year again, when the winds blow a bit cooler, the sun hangs lower in the sky, and the pedophiles congregate around elementary schools. It’s also the time of year where we remind you to follow us (and our authors) on Twitter.
Baierman - @Baierman or @Breakfastlinks (Sample tweet, “Important message for all incoming college freshman in NYC:...
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