The Desonesto Doctrine was founded by Niles Desonesto III in an attempt to bring together some of his favorite writers and give them a forum to share their work. Based on the level of alcohol consumed and alpacas shaved at the kick-off party, this was a horrible idea.
We’d like to think we’re a collection of amazing writers who’ll win awards, contribute to world peace and create a vast network of literary outlets sure to be revered for centuries to come. Unfortunately, we have too many spelling and grammar mistakes and too little time for research to make any of that happen. Plus, most of our articles will contain quotes from 80’s movies, involve scatological humor, make conflicting political statements about macaroni salad, feature monkeys, create both black and yellow holes, suffer a lack of parsimony, fail to define what “parsimony” is and finally fail to live up to the lofty standards of most online magazines. We’re just some folks who like to write.
We may not make the world a better place, in fact we’ll probably contribute to its downfall, but we’re having a lot of fun doing it. With that, we invite you to look around. Read, comment, and enjoy. Oh, and stay off the grass, that’s where we walk our interns.
