In case of gas attack: Remove Bra.
Bra’s are awesome. Why?
1. They hold breasts.
2. They can save lives.
Introducing The Emergency Bra.
It’s not something that folds compactly in your purse, as your spare after a one-night stand. It’s a real thing.
A bra that doubles as a gas mask.
In case of a gas attack, noxious farts included, a lady will remove her Emergency bra, separate the cups, then adjust the shoulder straps so they fit firmly over her mouth and nose.
Guys, you take the extra spare cup and do the same. Deep breathing optional.
Ladies, you then jog in place ,or jump up and down, until the gas dissipates. Or the men around you look satisfied. (Accept any money they give you too.)
The genius of this invention, besides creating an entirely plausible way to get women topless, is that each bra cup has an filter which acts like a butterfly valve during inhale cycles. It keeps you safe from toxins.
Plus, it comes in a sexy red color. Because, let’s face it, when you’re wearing a bra on your head, it better look good.
Hey, don’t take my word for it, this thing is the award winning device of the 2009 LG Nobel awards in public health.
Any bra that saves lives is good for public health.
Yeah Bras!
