It’s a Riot!

By Adam Ferguson

As long as there are people, there will be riots. When Jesus landed his spaceship in Jerusalem, people went fucking bag-o-dicks insane. And even now when people want to live in a very small park on lower Manhattan and freeze their hemp-covered asses off, craziness ensues. And with all the riots, there will always be those 70 year-old neighbors who want you to keep the noise down. Hence, riot police are called in. This article and infographic from the NY Times shows just how much riot gear has changed over the years. (It took a mere 43 years to go from billy clubs to non-lethal shotguns.)