By Adam Ferguson

Remember when a president could call someone a “silly bastard” and it wouldn’t end up with him issuing an apology? (Though Obama got away with calling Kanye a “jackass.”) And where the hell does Jordan Marsh get off charging the government $5,000 for bedroom furniture in 1963? That’d be like Blackwater - excuse me, “Xe,” charging the US government for its employees shooting 9 year-old Iraqi boys in the head.