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Thomas:
i just took a shit so big i needed to use a logsplitter before i could flush
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Adam:
I took a shit so violent, my neighbor had to turn up the volume on Starship Troopers.
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Thomas:
mine ripped so loud the power company showed up to see which transformer exploded on my block
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Adam:
My shit was so huge, it changed Earth's polarity and the flush switched directions.
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Thomas:
my shit starred in the sequel: two girls, 6 cups
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Adam:
My shit was more rotten than the last three Adam Sandler flicks.
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Thomas:
my shit had more corn in it than the entire Iowa State wrestling team
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Adam:
My shit was so scary, the 33 Chilean Miners went back into the mine to hide.
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Thomas:
My shit was so big it filled said mine
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Adam:
My shit was so inspiring, they changed it to WikiShits
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Thomas:
I spent 15 minutes on the phone with my shit and saved 15% on my car insurance
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Adam:
weak
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Thomas:
very
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Adam:
My shit was so huge, Google tried to buy it for $6 billion.
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Thomas:
My shit took so long to get out, I had to take a 5-hour energy just to finish
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Adam:
My shit was so large and dangerous, the US sent troops in to look for Bin Laden
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Thomas:
My shit was so awesome, they made an app for it.
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Adam:
My shit smelled so bad, some French dude tried to turn it into Fondue
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Thomas:
My shit is so powerful, Iran has discontinued nuclear enrichment
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Adam:
My shit was so popular, five different people made UpGo groups for it.
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Adam:
(self promotion)
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Thomas:
My shit was so talented, it's starting in front of Brett Favre on Sunday
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Adam:
My shit was so intense, Christopher Nolan is using it as a plot device for "Inception 2"
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Thomas:
My shit is so charismatic, it is the mayor-elect for New Orleans
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Adam:
My shit was so chunky, Sean Astin made it do the Truffle Shuffle before entering his house.
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Thomas:
My shit was so big, it's going to have 110 trails and 12 lifts open by january 1st
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Adam:
My shit was so big, it requires a permit and parental approval before riding.
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Thomas:
My shit was so loose, Tiger Woods gave it his number
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Adam:
My shit was so loose it contracted Crabs from Thomas Gallant.
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Thomas:
My shit was so tight, Adam Ferguson gave it his number
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Adam:
My shit was so ugly, Thomas Gallant tried to breast feed from it.
