By Johnny Wright

Big Brother is watching you, morons…

If you’re at the mall, texting an important message, you may want to look up every couple seconds. Or you could end up in the drink.

This poor lady was caught on CCTV taking a header into a mall fountain. And mall employees laughed and put it up on the YouTube. I wish I could have seen the faces of the other mall patrons as a dripping, soaking woman walked by. “What the hell?!?”