By Johnny Wright

From The Sports/Scatological Desk…

Let’s get the warning up front. This is Hall of Famer George Brett telling graphic tales of crapping himself in very graphic language. I wouldn’t have the volume up at work. 

Apparently Brett has a little problem. According to the tale, about twice a year he has a full diaper. Including one time at The Belagio in Vegas. 

Yes, this is juvenile and was sent to me by a friend, but a grown man telling another grown man out of nowhere “I sh*t my pants last night,” then asking “when was the last time you sh*t your pants?” followed by examples is pretty funny.