Unintentionally Racist White iPhone Headlines
By Adam Ferguson
After almost a year of trying to perfect the white version of their iPhone, Apple has finally released it for public consumption. And due to the nature of the color in which this handy piece of technology is now available, it goes without saying that there are bound to be some out-of-context racist headlines floating around. Here are a few I came up with.
- Whites make a return.
- Will the whites steal the thunder from the blacks?
- Apple unleashes the whites.
- Whites relegate blacks to the minority.
- Blacks still top-sellers in the South.
- New iPhone driving app riles the honkies. (Not a white iPhone related headline, but still)
Submit your own in the comments section.
