3 Chords at 50

By Adam Ferguson
There will be no 3 Chords & the Truth this week because Johnny is getting his ass bleached - though I’m not sure why a man as pale as he would need his grundle to be just that much more translucent. The good news for all of you, aside from being spared the cacophony of weekly drivel, is that we’re putting together an extra-special 50th anniversary show.
That’s right: we’ve done 50 episodes of 3 Chords, which means we’ve wasted a helluva lot of your time. Anyway, stay tuned, because the next episode may or may not feature a real live monkey riding a donkey.