A Conversation Between Thomas Gallant and Me
- Adam: I just took a massive shit.
- Thomas: And?
- Adam: No photos, but it was fucking epic.
- Thomas: Then it didn't happen.
- Adam: Shit. I think it's thrown my center of gravity off.
- Thomas: It happens. I know the feeling. Take a nap.
- Adam: I just might. I feel like I've run a marathon.
- Thomas: Yep. Nothing like an exhausted sphincter.
- Adam: I wonder what the calorie burn is on something like that. It has to be up there with bocce.
- Thomas: It's like wall sits for your asshole.
