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Adam:
I just took a shit so big it made my back hurt.
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Thomas:
I took a shit so long it made Rapunzel cry.
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Adam:
I just took a shit so big today that they could house the space shuttle in it.
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Thomas:
I took a shit so big it's being used as a prosthetic for elephants.
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Adam:
I took a shit so big I managed to shit out my gall bladder.
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Thomas:
I shit a turd so large I had to flush the toilets in both adjacent stalls.
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Adam:
I shit so huge that I filmed it as gay porn.
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Thomas:
My shit was so big I took it home to insulate my house with it.
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Adam:
I shit so big that you could legally adopt it in Romania.
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Thomas:
I shit so big it would reach Romania.
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Adam:
My shit was so large they used it to block the oil well in the Gulf.
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Thomas:
I took a shit that splashed down so hard that @breakingnews reported an earthquake and issued a temporary tsunami warning.
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Adam:
My shit was so huge that I choked a bit pushing it out.
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Thomas:
I shit so big I'm collecting royalties from Play-Doh.
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Adam:
Winner, Thomas Gallant
