Fantasy Friday or Do Donkey, Do Time:A public service announcement.
A man from Kenya has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for having his way with a donkey. He of course blames his wife leaving him as the reason he had to stick his stick in a jackass. Now I’m sorry, and I don’t mean to judge, but he would have fucked a donkey eventually. You don’t just decide one day when you have a hard on that an animal will be a good way to get off, that’s something you think about. A lot. This poor schmuck got caught and tried using the Devil as an excuse and then his wife. Well, because I care, I am here to help you avoid the same fate. I have painstakingly researched alternatives for you men out there. I say only men, because if a woman gets screwed by a donkey it is somehow a turn on (there is plenty of porn to prove it!) and she can always claim the animal came on to her first! Here are a few items that might be of use when you’re in need and the farm is just too far away.
- This is the Fleshlight Vulva!
This lovely little number retails for about $65 on www.babeland.com. It actually resembles a real flashlight with the cover on, but with the cover off, voila! A perfect pussy for pleasing without having to buy any flowers the next morning!
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The next incredible gadget I found for you boys is The Autoblow! Yes it is exactly what you think it is, a machine that will simulate a blowjob as often as you want without any complaints of gagging or swallowing.
This retails for under $100 bucks and you can find it at www.roboticblowjob.com!
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You say you have always wanted to try anal but your wife just won’t give it up? Well now you can have your very own MILF in the Vicky Vette Vibrating Pussy and Ass. You can find the mold at www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/male-masturbators-ch-1006.aspx. It sells for about $125.
I do hope that these little tips have given you some comfort and helped you realize that you don’t need the donkey when you can have silicone! Enjoy yourself and your weekend.
Yours,
Ana
