The Desonesto Doctrine

By Adam Ferguson

After much debate, Johnny and I hired our new whipping boy named Raj. He isn’t allowed to look us in the eyes and his primary job function is to clean out my cat’s litter box, but we thought we’d give him a chance to make an appearance on 3 Chords. Don’t get too used to him, it doesn’t look like he’ll be around for long.

In this episode, we also discuss the insane amount of weddings I attend, and why Johnny hates them so much. And for those who make it through to the end, we’ve included a little surprise for you.

NOTE: We were using a new and sexy camera this time around, but it was constantly trying to focus. As a result, the image shifts occasionally and you’ll hear the lens shift. We promise to correct these issues and my super-large head for the next taping.

We don’t know if you have followed the news, but we shot Osama bin Laden in the face. No kidding, he’s gone. 

Adam and I — in Union Square — discuss the killing of the rat bastard and whether or not the “death photos” should be made public. 

Then I wrecked the whole shebang at the end with an off-the-cuff joke. We actually should plan these…

JW

By Adam Ferguson

After a year and a half, Johnny and I return with a new episode of 3 Chords & the Truth. Shooting this time from Union Square, we talk about where we’ve been, where we are, and we fail to mention where we’re headed … which is no where.

There’s more to come.  In the meantime, get up to speed by checking out our archives.

By Adam Ferguson

In a time before iPads and Snookis… in a world before planet-wide knowledge of vuvuzelas and Eyjafjallajökull, Johnny and Adam set out into the wilds of New York City to film short (and not so short) webisodes called “3 Chords & the Truth.”  Often they’d just set up a camera and begin speaking, whether it was beneath the greenery in Central Park or from an empty conference room at Comedy Central.  They weren’t rehearsed.  They weren’t planned.  But they were fun to create.  We’ve collected some of the better moments for your viewing pleasure in the video above.

For more, check out the old episodes on YesButNoButYes.