By Adam Ferguson

You can see the obvious disgust on my face as a young couple with a baby — whose cries can only be described as “baby velociraptor-like” sat next to us during the filming of this week’s 3 Chords & the Truth. That aside, I feel like we got back to “classic 3 Chords” in this episode … whatever that means.

Enjoy our take on the homeless situation in New York City.

By Adam Ferguson

We’ve created 50 3 Chords & the Truth which means we’ve wasted a helluva lot of your time. We take a brief look back at the past 50 episode and even cap it off with the usual technical glitches.

3 Chords at 50

By Adam Ferguson

There will be no 3 Chords & the Truth this week because Johnny is getting his ass bleached - though I’m not sure why a man as pale as he would need his grundle to be just that much more translucent. The good news for all of you, aside from being spared the cacophony of weekly drivel, is that we’re putting together an extra-special 50th anniversary show. 

That’s right: we’ve done 50 episodes of 3 Chords, which means we’ve wasted a helluva lot of your time. Anyway, stay tuned, because the next episode may or may not feature a real live monkey riding a donkey.

By Adam Ferguson

This is the longest 3 Chords & the Truth we’ve ever done… but we actually provide a service in this episode. Mateo and Tracy from Cooking on the Terrace teach us how to create homemade pasta. I consume an entire bottle of red wine, and Johnny gets made at a poorly-placed Facts of Life reference.

By Adam Ferguson

Johnny and I discuss how America came in last from a well-researched and highly scientific study released by the North Korean government.

Also, if you like helping children, support our whipping-boy Raj in his endeavors to raise funds for Hole in the Wall Camps. It’s a great organization and you can find out more here: http://www.tinyurl.com/teamholeinthewalldarkandfurry

By Adam Ferguson

Johnny and I head to the Time Warner Center to discuss the Anthony Weiner scandal.

By Adam Ferguson

We’ve been busy … not filming new 3 Chords & the Truth episodes. This is mostly due to our work schedules, some travel, and a horrifically debilitating case of hemorrhoids.  While you wait desperately for another episode, we slapped these outtakes together to give you a sense of what (for better or for worse) doesn’t make it to the final episode … as if we actually had standards.

By Adam Ferguson

While Johnny is “working,” I conduct a QA with Raj on this week’s 3 Chords & the Truth.

By Adam Ferguson
This is the exact moment I thought, “Wow, Johnny broke out a legitimate knife in a New York City park. We’re about to get arrested.”

By Adam Ferguson

This is the exact moment I thought, “Wow, Johnny broke out a legitimate knife in a New York City park. We’re about to get arrested.”

By Adam Ferguson

Johnny and I prepare for the oncoming zombie horde/apocalypse in this brief follow-up to yesterday’s 3 Chords & the Truth.

By Adam Ferguson

Johnny and I head to Times Square and discuss how the world is going to end - at least if you believe the fuzzy math of Harold Camping.