Bruce Wayne talks to Batman. Perhaps the greatest scene in TV history. Adam West needs an Emmy for this performance.
Viva 60s Batman!
Lyin’ Ass Bitch
By Adam Ferguson
In case you weren’t convinced that The Roots were one of - if not THE - best band in late night, their genius move on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night may push them over the edge. The Roots got creative with Michelle Bachmann’s walk-on music and played a track from the ska group Fishbone. That track’s name?
Lyin’ Ass Bitch.
?uestlove gives a little more insight into how it went down in this article.
Glee? Not to me.
Observation:
I think I’m missing the point of the show Glee.
To me, this show would be a whole lot more enjoyable if they didn’t sing.
I know, I know. That’s the gimmick of the show. But, nothing destroys a good song quicker than turning it into a slick, overproduced show tune.
That’s just my opinion.
Attending the Emmys
By Adam Ferguson
I’d give you the truth, but chances are you’ll just bring up a clichéd early-90s Aaron Sorkin written movie quote. Instead, I’ll tell you how shit went down. How it went on the other side. What I learned and what I learned to fear. Grab a six pack, toss your old lady out into the yard and tell her to pick up some Slim Jims. This story is about to get off the rusted out, tetanus-inducing chain.
This is what happened when I attended the Emmys. Twice.
Finally, a penis vacuum for the rest of us.
By apierno,
Yeah. The day is here. If you thought penis pumps were just for creepy 20 somethings who live in their mother’s basement, think again. The vacuum penis pump powers-that-be finally heard our collective cry.
Now, thanks to the kind (and sick) folks at Pos-T-Vac, creepy 50 and 60-somethings can also get their pump on. Awesome.
Normally infomercials show you people you can relate to. This one shows you people you want to add to the registered sex offender list. And run from.
While the nightmare-inducing testimonials are a highlight, the best part of the infomercial is left off the air: it’s the unseen segue from the couple nuzzling, where the poor bastard has to pull out the vacuum pump and get his junk right while his special lady pretends she’s cool with it.
“No honey, of course this is normal.”
