Fantasy Friday or Do Donkey, Do Time:A public service announcement.
A man from Kenya has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for having his way with a donkey. He of course blames his wife leaving him as the reason he had to stick his stick in a jackass. Now I’m sorry, and I don’t mean to judge, but he would have fucked a donkey eventually. You don’t just decide one day when you have a hard on that an animal will be a good way to get off, that’s something you think about. A lot. This poor schmuck got caught and tried using the Devil as an excuse and then his wife. Well, because I care, I am here to help you avoid the same fate. I have painstakingly researched alternatives for you men out there. I say only men, because if a woman gets screwed by a donkey it is somehow a turn on (there is plenty of porn to prove it!) and she can always claim the animal came on to her first! Here are a few items that might be of use when you’re in need and the farm is just too far away.
