By Adam Ferguson

I’d pee like this if only I’d paid more attention in yoga class.

By Adam Ferguson
The photo above is both gross and amazing. Gross in that it’s a picture of dog crap. Awesome in that this dog shit in the shape of a pretzel. Lassie may have been good at saving people stuck in train tracks, but that bitch never shit shapes.

By Adam Ferguson

The photo above is both gross and amazing. Gross in that it’s a picture of dog crap. Awesome in that this dog shit in the shape of a pretzel. Lassie may have been good at saving people stuck in train tracks, but that bitch never shit shapes.

By Adam Ferguson

By Adam Ferguson

A Shot of Horse Semen

By Adam Ferguson

Clearly, this is a place my ex-girlfriend will never go. A bar in New Zealand is now serving shots of apple-flavored horse semen. Yeah. The semen of horses. Shot out of the stallion’s love pump. That kind of semen. 

Someone get Pontius on the phone and ask him to test this drink out. He is, after all, a connoisseur

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The Dizzying Spider.

How does this spider kill an ant? Just watch, but sit down so you don’t get dizzy.

via Reddit

By Adam Ferguson

I hate people, but I love animals.  So much so that I had to go to a special “school” for a few months and I’m no longer allowed within 500 yards of farms or SeaWorld.  So when I heard about this dog - who’d been lost 3 miles out to sea after the tsunami in Japan - not only being rescued, but being reunited with its owners, it warmed even the darkest and coldest regions of my heart.