By Adam Ferguson

Let’s just mention this up front.  The audio in the video above is NSFW.  Really NSFW.  It almost made me want to join a convent and take a vow of celibacy.  It is, however, extremely funny.

Due to Steve Jobs’ leave of absence from Apple and, more tragically, the subsequent hit my stocks took yesterday because of it, I thought I’d play this segment from the outstanding Comedy Death Ray Radio podcast.  In it, Brett Gelman recites a story he wrote about an Apple product called “iBrain.”  Things go wildly out of control and Brett ends up getting banned from the show.