By Adam Ferguson
Fueled by my hatred of my homestate - a state which I shunned for the better part of 14 years - I designed this T-shirt as a way of letting the fair citizens of Connecticut know how I truly felt about them. The sad thing is, some of them took it as a compliment. With the holidays just around the corner, why not get your favorite ironic t-shirt wearer an original design they can’t easily find at the local Urban Outfitters.
To buy a shirt, head to this link on Zazzle, pick out your size, and order away! A portion of all proceeds will be donated to my penile reduction fund.
By Adam Ferguson
I never wanted to leave New York City. Hell, leaving the island of Manhattan to tutor kids in Brooklyn always made me freak out and question the fabric of life itself. And yet, this chick who I’ve been dating for what seems like a goddamn eternity finally got sick of my 191.7 square foot* apartment and said I had to move… to a bigger apartment… outside of Manhattan… outside the state of New York even.
Which is why I now live (back) in Connecticut. Not only have I added over 1,000 square feet to my living space, I also have a view of a harbor, a pool, and a plethora of high school chicks swarming suburbia just waiting to be introduced to a well-cultured man such as myself.
But damn will I miss seeing homeless men crap themselves on the subway.
*Not a lie.
(Click here for From the Air I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, Appendix, or Bonus)
By Adam Ferguson
For the new people in the group (ie, those of you who never read YesButNoButYes), here’s how From the Air works. Using Google Maps, I find locations across the globe, take a snapshot of them without labels, and put them up on the site. It’s up to you to tell me what and/or where the main feature in each picture is in the comments section.
Because this is the first one we’re doing at Desonesto, I thought I’d bring it on home. My home. Well, at least, the state I’m from. All of the places in this challenge are located in the Nutmeg State (that’s Connecticut for the uninitiated). Should be easy, right? Seeing as Connecticut has zero tourist attractions, this is probably harder than you think. But I’ll give you a hint: Connecticut is located to the east of New York, west of Rhode Island, south of Massachusetts and north of Long Island Sound.
UPDATED: Now with actual viewable photos! Neat!
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