By Thomas Gallant
The common courtesy of ending a conversation with “goodbye” is quickly fading. There are several culprits but the bottom line is that we just don’t seem to give a shit anymore. The relationship of speaking and typing has gone completely upside down and doesn’t seem to be reversing. The main causes for this that I see are:
It took Rep. Anthony Weiner more than a week to own up to his role in the battle of the bulge. He claimed he was hacked, denied it was his package, tried to joke about it, until ultimately breaking down like the pussy he is and admitting to sexting with at least 6 women. The unfortunate tragedy here is that he was actually a pretty savvy politician and was well on his way up and gaining strength in the world of politics and all that shot to shit because he got a hard on one afternoon and shared it with someone who wasn’t his wife or urologist. Terribly disappointing, Weiner. If he had just come out with it immediately he wouldn’t be packing his career in to a tiny valise right now. The dude has at least a 7-incher, that’s something to be proud of, not hide! So he’s a douchebag and sexts outside of his marriage, many do, and I have the cache of cock pictures to prove it! But I guarantee none of the shots that I have belong to any politicians or public figures, well almost none. I love sexting, I am damned good at it, and a nipple shot or two has passed through my world wide web, but I am not running for office or asking thousands to put their trust in me to not act like a total moron. That was your failing Weiner man, no one really gives a shit that you like to take pictures of your wanker and send it to people, but when you’re supposed to be balancing a budget and passing education bills, things can get a little sticky! Thanks for letting us down, from politico to gigolo in less than 7 inches, that’s got to be worth something?
Always,
Ana
By Johnny Wright
Big Brother is watching you, morons…
If you’re at the mall, texting an important message, you may want to look up every couple seconds. Or you could end up in the drink.
This poor lady was caught on CCTV taking a header into a mall fountain. And mall employees laughed and put it up on the YouTube. I wish I could have seen the faces of the other mall patrons as a dripping, soaking woman walked by. “What the hell?!?”
